snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

a must see

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

a must see

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phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

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thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

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illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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